Puella Solutions
| Puella Solutions | |
|---|---|
| Date of Scene: | 11 April 2016 |
| Location: | Texts |
| Synopsis: | Kyouko and Homura decide to take care of Mamoru's Fiore problem. |
| Cast of Characters: | Homura Akemi, Kyouko Sakura |
TXT Kyouko Sakura: homu u heard from mamo about this stalker of his
TXT Homura Akemi: i thought we killed his stalker. u telling me there's another?
TXT Kyouko Sakura: apparently. some kind of alien. nervous enough to not want to leave home without bodyguards. also threatened usa. the stalker did i mean
TXT Homura Akemi: uuuuugh. i seriously thought this shit would be over after d-point.
TXT Homura Akemi: do we have to kill this one, too?
TXT Kyouko Sakura: apparently we ain't allowed, mamo says its a childhood friend of his thats being mind-controller. sounds familiar right but he swears its /not/ the dark kingdom this time, its something totally different. anyway, he doesnt want us to kill the guy, he expressly forbid me from murder
TXT Homura Akemi: oh. so it's like the shitennou. but not.
TXT Kyouko Sakura: still hes being too wishy washy about it. this aint a beru situation its just some pissed-off dude from outer space. i say we do mamoru a solid and take care of it for him, because he's been through enough
TXT Homura Akemi: alright sure. you have a plan or something?
TXT Kyouko Sakura: find this guy and beat the piss out of him
TXT Homura Akemi: simple. to the point. doesn't overcomplicate things. i like it.
TXT Kyouko Sakura: mamoru doesn't know whats mind-controlling him. maybe if we take him out itll show itself and we can beat the piss out of it too and be home by lunchtime. we dont need another d-point
TXT Homura Akemi: yeah we should nip this in the bud
TXT Homura Akemi: any idea where we can find him?
TXT Kyouko Sakura: no fkin clue but apparently he has a tendancy to show up when mamoru goes out in public so maybe we can trick em
TXT Homura Akemi: maybe one of us should wear a top hat and a cape.
TXT Kyouko Sakura: if it sat on your shoulders we might be tall enough
TXT Homura Akemi: are you for for real. if he actually falls for that then he deserves to get beat up. well i guess it doesn't matter as long as it draws him out. it doesn't need to stand up to inspection.
TXT Kyouko Sakura: i was kidding but now i kinda wanna do it just for laughs
TXT Homura Akemi: hahaha
TXT Homura Akemi: well we could also patrol places that mamoru likes to go.
TXT Kyouko Sakura: maybe indiscreetly mention that mamoru is going to be somewhere. hnstly dont know how this guy gets his intel. space magic i assume
TXT Homura Akemi: huh. yeah. if we can trick him into showing up at a particular place and time.
TXT Homura Akemi: ... disguise pen.
TXT Homura Akemi: no we'd have to get it from usa. nevermind. the point is that mamoru doesn't have to deal with it. So we find some way of tricking this guy to go somewhere, or we find him doing weird stalker stuff.
TXT Kyouko Sakura: good idea but id rather mamoru not know we're doing this, he's likely to get cold feet, guys too soft for his own good
TXT Homura Akemi: yeah
TXT Kyouko Sakura: yeah you got it
TXT Kyouko Sakura: of course ive just remembered that my MAGIC POWER IS ILLUSIONS
TXT Kyouko Sakura: i think we can make it work
TXT Homura Akemi: well he can't stalk anyone unless he, you know, actually goes out and stalks. he'll show himself eventually. if one of us spots him, we'll text the oth- ooooh.
TXT Homura Akemi: so illusion bait to draw him out, and then beatdown.
TXT Kyouko Sakura: if hes in traction he cant stalk anyone
TXT Homura Akemi: true
TXT Kyouko Sakura: #puellasolutionsinc
TXT Homura Akemi: alright. so we find him, beat him up, tie him up, and if the creepy mind control thing shows up we double murder it.
TXT Homura Akemi: haha yeah
TXT Kyouko Sakura: you got it sister
