Puella Solutions
| Puella Solutions | |
|---|---|
| Date of Scene: | 11 April 2016 |
| Location: | Texts |
| Synopsis: | Kyouko and Homura decide to take care of Mamoru's Fiore problem. |
| Cast of Characters: | Homura Akemi, Kyouko Sakura |
TXT Kyouko Sakura: homu u heard from mamo about this stalker of his
Homura Akemi TXT: i thought we killed his stalker. u telling me there's another?
Kyouko Sakura TXT: apparently. some kind of alien. nervous enough to not want to leave home without bodyguards. also threatened usa. the stalker did i mean
Homura Akemi TXT: uuuuugh. i seriously thought this shit would be over after d-point.
Homura Akemi TXT: do we have to kill this one, too?
Kyouko Sakura TXT: apparently we ain't allowed, mamo says its a childhood friend of his thats being mind-controller. sounds familiar right but he swears its /not/ the dark kingdom this time, its something totally different. anyway, he doesnt want us to kill the guy, he expressly forbid me from murder
Homura Akemi TXT: oh. so it's like the shitennou. but not.
Kyouko Sakura TXT: still hes being too wishy washy about it. this aint a beru situation its just some pissed-off dude from outer space. i say we do mamoru a solid and take care of it for him, because he's been through enough
Homura Akemi TXT: alright sure. you have a plan or something?
Kyouko Sakura TXT: find this guy and beat the piss out of him
Homura Akemi TXT: simple. to the point. doesn't overcomplicate things. i like it.
Kyouko Sakura TXT: mamoru doesn't know whats mind-controlling him. maybe if we take him out itll show itself and we can beat the piss out of it too and be home by lunchtime. we dont need another d-point
Homura Akemi TXT: yeah we should nip this in the bud
Homura Akemi TXT: any idea where we can find him?
Kyouko Sakura TXT: no fkin clue but apparently he has a tendancy to show up when mamoru goes out in public so maybe we can trick em
Homura Akemi TXT: maybe one of us should wear a top hat and a cape.
Kyouko Sakura TXT: if it sat on your shoulders we might be tall enough
Homura Akemi TXT: are you for for real. if he actually falls for that then he deserves to get beat up. well i guess it doesn't matter as long as it draws him out. it doesn't need to stand up to inspection.
Kyouko Sakura TXT: i was kidding but now i kinda wanna do it just for laughs
Homura Akemi TXT: hahaha
Homura Akemi TXT: well we could also patrol places that mamoru likes to go.
Kyouko Sakura TXT: maybe indiscreetly mention that mamoru is going to be somewhere. hnstly dont know how this guy gets his intel. space magic i assume
Homura Akemi TXT: huh. yeah. if we can trick him into showing up at a particular place and time.
Homura Akemi TXT: ... disguise pen.
Homura Akemi TXT: no we'd have to get it from usa. nevermind. the point is that mamoru doesn't have to deal with it. So we find some way of tricking this guy to go somewhere, or we find him doing weird stalker stuff.
Kyouko Sakura TXT: good idea but id rather mamoru not know we're doing this, he's likely to get cold feet, guys too soft for his own good
Homura Akemi TXT: yeah
Kyouko Sakura TXT: yeah you got it
Kyouko Sakura TXT: of course ive just remembered that my MAGIC POWER IS ILLUSIONS
Kyouko Sakura TXT: i think we can make it work
Homura Akemi TXT: well he can't stalk anyone unless he, you know, actually goes out and stalks. he'll show himself eventually. if one of us spots him, we'll text the oth- ooooh.
Homura Akemi TXT: so illusion bait to draw him out, and then beatdown.
Kyouko Sakura TXT: if hes in traction he cant stalk anyone
Homura Akemi TXT: true
Kyouko Sakura TXT: #puellasolutionsinc
Homura Akemi TXT: alright. so we find him, beat him up, tie him up, and if the creepy mind control thing shows up we double murder it.
Homura Akemi TXT: haha yeah
Kyouko Sakura TXT: you got it sister
