2342/Evil Dating 101

Evil Dating 101
Date of Scene:	13 January 2017
Location:	Witchhunter Professional Services
Synopsis:	Unmei, worried over her identity and her girlfriend, rushes into Miss White's office. Miss White gives sage Evil Dating advice, and sets up a date for the two.
Cast of Characters:	Unmei, Hannah Sharpe

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Unmei has posed:
Unmei Tama slammed the door open to the office, ran into the room. "Hannah! I need your--" And then didn't stop. With a shriek she slammed into the desk, flew over it, scattering the contents across the room, before slamming face first into Hannah to send them both toppling over backward. Poor computer if Hannah had one. Definitely poor office chair.

Unmei whimpered, slowly opening her eyes. Ow, that one was extra painful even for-- And then she realized she was... staring... into... hannah's eyes. Wait, why was... what was on her li-- "GAHHHHH!" She tried to sit up, but then realized she put her hand on something soft to support herself, yanked her hand back, which sent her toppling back down to head butt poor hannah. With her mouth, again.

Which made her SCREAM and finally manage to roll over and just curl into the fetal position, wracked with weak, pathetic sobs and squeaking.

Hannah Sharpe has posed:
Oh god, in comes the flying Umei! Even now, Hannah's pretty darn good at halting flying objects. Years of training from happy Boris doggie hugs! WHUMP! Catch! And then down goes the chair! Hannah is...well, not the /softest/ of landing pads, but Unmei could have chosen worse. Rock hard abs take a good bit out of the impact for the other girl.

Blind eyes stare, and she's blushing.

"What...in...the...HE..." Before Hannah can react with outrage, suddenly Unmei topples back and KA-RACK! Right on the forehead. A good thirty seconds passes, there's a crying Unmei, and Hannah finally calms the sudden embarassment-slash-trauma induced migraine a touch.

"Oh /god/ kiddo, you've got a pretty terrible way of confessing to someone. Please next time with less head trauma. Oh jeez, c'mon, stop crying!" Yup, she's trying to pick the other girl up, dust her off, and seat her in the now righted chair. There's even a handkerchief.

"And I have a girlfriend, but I'm flattered." Ayup, time for Hannah-chan patented headpat time! She's been through what she /thinks/ is going on before, luckily.

Unmei has posed:
Unmei Tama whimpers, sobbing. "I-I have a girl friend I-I just tripped! W-well I had a girl friend but... but Pin told them! Pin TOLD THEM WHO I WAS!" she screamed, sobbing into her hands. "We had a truce and we weren't supposed to fight! I-I didn't want the spear girl to die! I-I knew I should bring the dark glowy thing to you b-but she needed it her arm was almost completely torn off a-and I just didn't want her to die even if she's a butt!"

She was just sobbing into her hands, a mix of hormones, the betrayal of pin, the fear of what was to come, the pain of the landing and the humiliation of the kiss. "A-and now Yuzu is going to dump me because they KNOW I'm Clotho a-and everyone is going to know and they're all going to want to kill me a-and I don't know what to do!"

Hannah Sharpe has posed:
Bliiiiink. "Wait...Pin? Ah, Clotho, that you? Dangit kiddo, henshin before you come in here!" Bop on the back of the head!

Oh /goodness/. A sucked in breath. "Yes, yes, yes, yes, I know all about it. I know some of those guys, we've fought before. Deep breaths, Unmei. We negotiated for some compensation over the whole thing. You owe me though! But yeah, Red-chan there dying would have caused some problems, so you did the right thing in the end."

And then the /real/ problem. "Shhh, shhh, shhh. What's this about your girlfriend? Listen. Gull-chan is my girlfriend, and well, she's no member of Virtue, but she's still a Pretty Cure. That means we're at odds often too. You shouldn't be so quick to count your own girlfriend out. Has she /told/ you that she's breaking up with you?"

Unmei has posed:
Unmei Tama sniffled and sobbed, nodding. "Y-yeah. I'm C-Clotho. T-there's no point in hiding it anymore. P-Pin says he's had it with me being s-so disobedient! H-he's going to tell everyone! A-and I can't just... just ignore him! I-I need him to understnad my powers!"

She gave another weak sob. "Y-you do? So...s-so they won't tell her, then?" she asked, wiping her eyes. "T-they'll keep it s-secret for now?" she asked, staring up at Hannah.

"N-no. I-I haven't. Told her yet. I-I don't think she knows. B-but she's so cool and awesome a-and now she's going to know I'm one of the bad guys and she's going to hate me and t-think I'm a monster! I-I just want to help take over the world a little bit, is that so bad?" Oh gosh. Unmei, ruler of the world.

Hannah Sharpe has posed:
A slow, slow scowl. "Oi. Maybe Pin should wise up and realize that blabbing the identity of a person in Eclipse is a real good way to end up shoved into a youma furnace or fed to Bob." To Hannah, that smells of betrayal.

"I don't see why they'd have a reason to if you do whatever they told you to do. You gave up the grief seed, so what's the problem?"

A smirk. "And /that/, Unmei-chan, is the best part of the job! Taking over the world is /fun/! But your girlfriend might not like it, true. You have two choices here: either tell her, or don't. If you don't, just make sure she doesn't find out. Oh, and buy a muzzle for Pin if he's liable to get that mouthy."

A shrug, and a slap on the back. "Now, normally I'd drag you off to train, but it sounds like you could use some coffee and a sandwich. C'mon."

Off to the company kitchen! She'll try to drag off poof Clotho!

Unmei has posed:
Unmei Tama nodded. "I-I wish they would! B-but Pin is... needed a-and they can't really do much. P-Pin says I'm not showing loyalty, I-I'm getting too... too close to the good guys. That I might betray them and... and now I need to be punished." She wiped her eyes and went with the other girl.

"I-I'll tell her but... but what if she breaks up with me? She's so cool and nice! S-she took me out and spent the whole day just... just getting me make up a-and getting me new clothes and d-doing my hair and pampering me so much a-and I've never hadanyone do that for me! S-she even said I could date a boy,too, so I get the full experience!" She paused. "I-I might havee kissed a boy, actually. Kukai. He... he was nice."

She then cringed. "Coffee? Can... can I just havee some juice? Coffee is just... so icky tasting, I can't drink it...."

Hannah Sharpe has posed:
"Then just keep your eyes on the prize! Friends or not, you have a job to do, and it needs to get done."

Huff. What a high strung girl! Out comes some orange juice from the fridge in the kitchen. Hannah's making sandwiches, even as she brews up some coffee.

'Kukai'. Twitch! Twitch! "Be careful with that /jerk/! Still owes me a lab!" Grrrrr. Huff. "Good. If she dumps you? Then she was a jerk anyway. Being an evil world-conquering corporate lackey is no reason to dump someone!" Hannah miiiiight have skewed perspectives here.

Unmei has posed:
Unmei Tama nods. "I-I know. But... sometimes... I don't want to actually hurt anyone. I-I mean, we had a truce. That meant I had to help them, right? She helped me, so..."

Then blinked, blushed. "He, ummm, h-he has a girl friend. But... he was a good kisser," she said with a little grin. then eeped and shook her head. "B-but yes! And... and I know I should. But I reallllllly like her and I wanna keep dating her! Because she's awesome! And like,when we rule the world I wanna name a city after her!"

Hannah Sharpe has posed:
A laugh escapes Hannah. "Well, you can do that! Just when it comes time that she gets in your way, you need to be able to beat her up a bit! Or at least scare her off." Explains Hannah.

"Dating a good guy is tough. YOu get yelled and justice speech'd at, and occasionally purified whether you want to or not." Huff. Those hurt, even when you're not full of dark energy!

"But if you /can't/ do that, then you're going to just end up hurting her."

Unmei has posed:
Unmei Tama nodded. "R-right. I.... fought her once. It was humiliating. I lasted less than ten seconds. she just... tied me up and threatened me," she muttered softly.

"I think she will. But... if that's all that happens, I think I'm okay with that. I mean, I-I really like her! A lot! I can endure a few speeches... and... and...I guess... if I have to... I can just...break up with her..."she said sadly, sitting in the chair. Oh my gosh she needed a sippy cup.

Hannah Sharpe has posed:
A slow nod. "If you really love her, that might be something you have to do. But, I think the real point is you need to talk to her. Find out everything you can about her. THen, make a well thought out decision. Listen to yourself. You're half nuts over this girl! And that will just lead to idiot decisions. So!"

Grin, she leans over, and smacks her on the back!

"Why not take your girl out on a nice date this weekend, huh? I'll even get you guys tickets to a movie. How's that sound?"

Unmei has posed:
Unmei Tama sighed, giving a nod. "O-of course I'm half crazy over this girl. She thinks I'm cute! And girly! Shesays I'm pretty and wonderful and no one has EVER said that!" she said, giving a little gulp ."How... how could I not?" Well, considering unmei had a magically built body that more or less made her look like a super model, it was probably a bit off that no one had ever said that to her...

Then her eyes went wide. "Really, you will? A movie would be great! Can we see something romantic? I LOVE romantic movies! Especially the comedies!"

Hannah Sharpe has posed:
A chuckle. "Kiddo, you're /head over heels/. It's cute. If she says that, then you must be real cute!" Encouragement!

Miss White gives her best faux-evil laugh! "A romantic comedy /horror movie/. That way she can cry and /then/ cling to you and eep and you can cling back!" It's /so/ an Eclipse Production, these tickets.

Unmei has posed:
Unmei Tama squirmed and nodded. "I-I've never had a girlfriend before. It's... it's so nice. I want to hug her and kiss her and grab parts of her and dress up pretty for her and I-I get so excited when she says good things about me...' She squirmed in place, so flustered.

Then she said that and she urked. "B-but I'm not any good at horror movies! I-I get so jumpy and scared!" she squeaked.

Hannah Sharpe has posed:
Heh heh heh heh! Evil Hannah-chan eyes! "And you'll get to do all of those things! You might want to go shopping though, R.T. says you'd look good in a dress."

Miss White shakes her head. "You need to be brave! That way, you'll be able to be the one to do the clinging! Hide your face in her shoulder as she holds you nice and close and warm! Wouldn't that be nice?"

Unmei has posed:
Unmei Tama blinked a few times, her cheeks going red. "A-a new dress?" she asked with a little squeak. "I-I don't... have the money for that, though," she said softly, poking her fingers together. "I... I could transform and make one, I guess, but... I'd have to be transformed for that...."

And then that. Her eyes practically glimmered. "Y-yeah! That'd be really, really nice! You think I really can? If... if I'm brave?" her cheeks were flaming as she thought about snuggling with Yuzu.

Hannah Sharpe has posed:
Eyes roll. "Then you need to demand a better paycheck. Here." There's a small wallet offered to Unmei. "There. Now you owe me twice. So make sure you do your best out there, okay? Go...I dunno, capture me a Wraith or something and we'll call it even."

Hannah laughs. "You fought a Witch and lived, right? Yeah, I'd say that puts you in the 'Brave' category. A girlfriend is nothing if you really put your mind to it!"

Unmei has posed:
Unmei Tama blinked a few times. She took the wallet with wide eyes and... "I... ummmm... don't... really get paid for this, though. I mean, they...give me food. And a roof. I'm technically adopted but... I don't actually... get money for it," she said softly.

"i more got sucked into a witch, thought I was tripping balls, and tried not to die. Oh, but I DID save the blue sailor moon! And I even stabbed the thing and killed it!" No, Kyouko did. she just helped.

Hannah Sharpe has posed:
Squint. "You...didn't even negotiate a trust fund?" Facepalm. Jeez!

"Oh yeah. Lot of work to do." Siiiiigh.

Hannah's head tilts. "Yeah, that's about par for the course on your first Witch encounter. Bonus points if you rip off one of their arms and use it as a weapon."

A thumbs up. "Great! See? You can do it if you try and exploit your enemy's weaknesses! Now, get out of here! You've got a dress to get and tickets to pick up!"

Unmei has posed:
Unmei Tama blinked. "H-hey! They gave me what I... what I needed more than anything. M-money wasn't really... part of the deal. I didn't realize at the time. I just thought I had to obey. And I got magical powers, those are way cooler than just money! Though... though some money would be... nice."

She then perked up. "Wait, really? Cool!" She grinned and looked to the money. "I... I'm going to get a really pretty dress, just you wait! A-and it's going to be so much fun! We're going to snuggle!" And then she ran off, slamming the door behind herself.