Rivers in Egypt (Kunzite, Naru Osaka)

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Rivers in Egypt (Kunzite, Naru Osaka)
Date of Cutscene: 05 September 2016
Location: Text messaging
Synopsis: In which Kunzite commiserates with Naru over romance rumors, then notifies her of the events of the Drip Drop cutscene and encourages her not to actually die. Also, Jedi.
Cast of Characters: Kunzite, Naru Osaka

<PHONE> You text Naru Osaka: Rumor claims congratulations are in order.

<PHONE> You text Naru Osaka: Kurosawa-san found it her duty to inform me, with all attendant woe, that you were dating some cute German boy. I will not attempt to estimate the number of her incorrect assumptions.

<PHONE> A text from Naru Osaka at Mon Sep 05 08:54:16 2016: I did wonder if she was texting you. He is a cute German boy, but just friends.

<PHONE> You text Naru Osaka: My renewed commiseration on the imaginary-match front.

<PHONE> A text from Naru Osaka at Mon Sep 05 08:57:49 2016: My imaginary love life is apparently very busy.

<PHONE> You text Naru Osaka: Could be worse. Back in the day, people used to assume that mine would be awarded to the most disturbing bidder.

<PHONE> A text from Naru Osaka at Mon Sep 05 09:01:46 2016: Here's hoping I can at least fetch a goat or two in the bidding.
<PHONE> A text from Naru Osaka at Mon Sep 05 09:03:44 2016: If you haven't been over yet, the waterfall is mostly done in the reno apartment.

<PHONE> You text Naru Osaka: May you never receive unsolicited love letters from strangers that constitute grounds for their arrest and conviction.
<PHONE> You text Naru Osaka: I saw that. It's lovely.

<PHONE> You text Naru Osaka: However, you may wish to consider not drawing or painting anything toxic, corrosive, verminous, or otherwise potentially awkward without supervision for a time.

<PHONE> A text from Naru Osaka at Mon Sep 05 09:08:37 2016: It was.. wait what?

<PHONE> You text Naru Osaka: Do you recall how you successfully managed to generate the color orange without the color cooperating?

<PHONE> A text from Naru Osaka at Mon Sep 05 09:09:40 2016: Yes. That was irritating.

<PHONE> You text Naru Osaka: You also managed to successfully generate water. Which renewed itself. Not quickly; a couple of towels on the floor were enough to keep it contained. But for some time. After a few hours I drained the effect, since it wasn't showing signs of stopping.

<PHONE> A text from Naru Osaka at Mon Sep 05 09:11:12 2016: ... ... Seriously?

<PHONE> You text Naru Osaka: Yes.

<PHONE> A text from Naru Osaka at Mon Sep 05 09:12:07 2016: That's not possible.

<PHONE> You text Naru Osaka: It is generally unwise to make oneself sound too much like Luke Skywalker.

<PHONE> A text from Naru Osaka at Mon Sep 05 09:14:34 2016: You'd make a kick ass Jedi.

<PHONE> You text Naru Osaka: Lies and slander.

<PHONE> A text from Naru Osaka at Mon Sep 05 09:20:52 2016: Pfft. The sith are more interesting, but Endy would be ticked if you weren't light side, so you're stuck being a Jedi.

<PHONE> You text Naru Osaka: I assure you that I am not compatible with either so-called philosophy.

<PHONE> A text from Naru Osaka at Mon Sep 05 09:23:42 2016: I'm just enjoying the mental picture of you and a light sabre.

<PHONE> You text Naru Osaka: Technically I could probably do that, but it's not the most efficient route.

<PHONE> A text from Naru Osaka at Mon Sep 05 09:28:54 2016: It is still a kick ass mental picture. Robes and cryptic wisdom and all.

<PHONE> You text Naru Osaka: I'll stop arguing if you'll agree to call me or Mercury over if you have the sudden whim to draw venomous spiders.

<PHONE> A text from Naru Osaka at Mon Sep 05 09:33:07 2016: I have no urge to draw venomous spiders. If that changes, I'll text you (or Mercury).

<PHONE> You text Naru Osaka: Thank you.