TXT: I scratched his face?!

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TXT: I scratched his face?!
Date of Scene: 18 January 2016
Location: Text message
Synopsis: Homura gave Sailor Moon Dendy's new burner number to text. Hijinx.
Cast of Characters: Mamoru Chiba, Usagi Tsukino


Sailor Moon texts at Mon Jan 18 11:56:52 2016: Heeeey. I got your number. Reeeeeeeally sorry for 'punching' (heehee, no, bad) you on the roof.

Dark Endymion texts: Oh hey. NP i cleaned it up

Sailor Moon texts at Mon Jan 18 12:02:23 2016: Oh thanks! But what I MEANT to say on the roof instead of being, you know, drunk, welcome to that temporary truce thing, appreciate the help, and if I have to tank skyscrapers for you to get it through her head I will.

Dark Endymion texts: aww you don't have to, we're planning on tanking shit for you guys so you can focus on fighting

Sailor Moon texts at Mon Jan 18 12:04:25 2016: Awww that's so sweet! But you guys don't need to be dealing with friendly fire. I'll try my best to make sure she behaves!

Dark Endymion texts: thank you so much, i was worried that was going to be an issue. also i'm p sure ive got zoisite not trying to kill me anymore
Dark Endymion texts: oh i meant to ask you what you wanted me to take off

Sailor Moon texts at Mon Jan 18 12:06:47 2016: Oh good!! Fighting with your friends is the absolute WORST thing EVER!

Sailor Moon texts at Mon Jan 18 12:07:41 2016: I um...what? Oh, um...you kinda looked like a guy I know, maybe? With the glasses? So maybe the glasses? I don't know, I was drunk!

Dark Endymion texts: oh lol, sorry
Dark Endymion texts: but yeah fighting with friends is the worst, for sure

Sailor Moon texts at Mon Jan 18 12:15:05 2016: No, I'm more sorry, so there :P It wasn't fair to you! So HAH, my sorry trumps yours!

Sailor Moon texts at Mon Jan 18 12:15:36 2016: It really is. And um...if he mentioned it, I'm sorry I got in a catfight with Z >.>

Dark Endymion texts: lol is that why his face was all scratched up

Sailor Moon texts at Mon Jan 18 12:16:45 2016: I scratched his face?! I know he scratched mine but I didn't think I'd gotten him! Is he okay?

Dark Endymion texts: well he wasn't ok but i think that wasn't the catfight
Dark Endymion texts: it looked like he had damage on the cellular level

Sailor Moon texts at Mon Jan 18 12:18:24 2016: ...oh. Um, nope, don't know how that happened, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA so that's a pretty castle he has, yeah? Better than anything Disney can make!

Dark Endymion texts: castle?

Sailor Moon texts at Mon Jan 18 12:19:38 2016: Huh? May not have been. Hey, if you ever want to talk tactics about things! I'm not as smart as Mercury, but I can relay suggestions and things if you don't want to talk to her!

Dark Endymion texts: i'm fine to talk to mercury it's just that venus wants to kill us and im not down with that

Sailor Moon texts at Mon Jan 18 12:21:10 2016: Neither am I, don't worry.

Dark Endymion texts: but i think i know where nephrite is and im gonna go get him and venus said that if i got everyone she wouldnt try to kill us one by one

Sailor Moon texts at Mon Jan 18 12:21:58 2016: But drat. Oh! If you do talk to Mercury, can I watch? I love it when smart people talk! The faces you guys make! Eeeee!

Sailor Moon texts at Mon Jan 18 12:22:51 2016: You do?!?! Oh good!!! Well, I mean, he's scary to fight, but I can imagine you've been missing him!

Dark Endymion texts: ive been super worried about him

Sailor Moon texts at Mon Jan 18 12:26:21 2016: I can only imagine. I'm sure you'll find him, and he'll at worse have a few bruises! (Not from me! I haven't seen him in awhile.)