TXT: Who Will Be Mamoru?
| TXT: Who Will Be Mamoru? | |
|---|---|
| Date of Scene: | 28 November 2015 |
| Location: | Text messages |
| Synopsis: | Minako taunts Mamo-chan helpfully :C |
| Cast of Characters: | Mamoru Chiba, Minako Aino |
(PHONE) Minako Aino texts: big problem with yesterdays plan. if you are disguised as a dumb Rei cousin, who will be Mamoru? <duckface.jpg> <jacket.jpg> <guns.jpg> <newrosegarden.jpg> (a series of selfies, including a gaudy jacket and what is clearly breaking and entering into somebody's greenhouse, by a young man looking suspiciously similar to Mamoru.)
(PHONE) "Minori Hino" texts Minako Aino: Dumb Rei cousin?! I figured "Minori Hino" would drop off the face of the earth with mono and I could maybe get Homura to pick up my homework. ... oh my god. But Mina-p if you are disguised as me you might get kidnapped!
(PHONE) Minako Aino texts: nobody suspects yet. i cough alot, #mamomono
(PHONE) "Minori Hino" texts Minako Aino: good grief. well if you want to actually borrow my clothes you can. oh my god... fml
(PHONE) Minako Aino texts: besties share clothes. its a deal. I'll do up your hair
(PHONE) "Minori Hino" texts Minako Aino: i can't believe you duckfaced fake me
(PHONE) Minako Aino texts: that sounds like a terrible euphemism
(PHONE) "Minori Hino" texts Minako Aino: you ARE a terrible euphemism
(PHONE) Minako Aino texts: That is bad language for a young lady
(PHONE) "Minori Hino" texts Minako Aino: i am still no lady, lady
(PHONE) Minako Aino texts: try harder
(PHONE) "Minori Hino" texts Minako Aino: can't i still be a jerk??
(PHONE) Minako Aino texts: im telling usagi you threatened to be a jerk
(PHONE) "Minori Hino" texts Minako Aino: she knows i'm a jerk! she's even called me a big jerkity jerk-faced jerk.
(PHONE) Minako Aino texts: those are complaints, not aspirations
(PHONE) "Minori Hino" texts Minako Aino: these things take time. being a jerk is like comfort food.
(PHONE) Minako Aino texts: I'm telling
(PHONE) "Minori Hino" texts Minako Aino: FINE
(PHONE) "Minori Hino" texts Minako Aino: remember you have to be a jerk if you're pretending to be me
(PHONE) Minako Aino texts: and also talk funny
(PHONE) "Minori Hino" texts Minako Aino: I don't talk funny :U
(PHONE) Minako Aino texts: let me record something. you sound funny
(PHONE) "Minori Hino" texts Minako Aino: i sound funny NOW because i am NOT USED to this voice
(PHONE) Minako Aino texts: You always sound different to yourself because your mouth is in your head. you need to record it
(PHONE) "Minori Hino" texts Minako Aino: why are you even making fun of my voice
(PHONE) Minako Aino texts: Im not making fun of it. voices are in your throat
(PHONE) "Minori Hino" texts Minako Aino: saying i talk funny isn't making fun? >:C
(PHONE) Minako Aino texts: shh im not saying that. Also how long will you be a girl? I will have to hae a birds and bees talk with you
(PHONE) "Minori Hino" texts Minako Aino: well i turned back into a guy when i fell asleep but it's ok anyway i have a google on my phone
(PHONE) Minako Aino texts: dirty. Anyway good luck with google, remmeber to turn safeseearch off
(PHONE) "Minori Hino" texts Minako Aino: YOU ARE SO MEAN
(PHONE) Minako Aino texts: :)
(PHONE) Minako Aino texts: dont get so emotional I didnt say anything!
(PHONE) "Minori Hino" texts Minako Aino: omg i can't you win
(PHONE) Minako Aino texts: i always do. lemme get a v picture
(PHONE) "Minori Hino" texts Minako Aino: you don't have to. i know. believe me i know you always win.
(PHONE) Minako Aino texts: I am a winner
