Texts With Kid Sisters - YOU KNOW SAILOR MOON?
| Texts With Kid Sisters - YOU KNOW SAILOR MOON? | |
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| Date of Scene: | 20 September 2018 |
| Location: | Texts |
| Synopsis: | Mamoru texts one of Jadeite's little sisters to give her a status report. It sort of goes wild from there. This is not unexpected. |
| Cast of Characters: | Jadeite, Mamoru Chiba |
Mamoru TXT Hana Suzuki: so... he's still kind of freaked out, but he is happy for us to talk with you all we want, and also protect you from magic junk
01:11:00 2018: Hana TXT Mamoru: does that mean you guys made up? : )
01:11:52 2018: Hana TXT Mamoru: that's good!! Does that mean we can keep in touch then? And maybe meet more of you?
Mamoru TXT Hana Suzuki: we did!! i chased him down via a series of incredibly poor life choices and then we made up. <3 and i was going to keep in touch anyway, but i didn't want to hide it from him, you know? but you can definitely meet more of us! there are three you haven't met yet, but only two of them live upstairs with us -- the other lives downstairs with her sister. well there's actually another, her girlfriend, who's also my fiancee's best friend-- anyway it's complicated but yes you can!
01:27:20 2018: Hana TXT Mamoru: Oh! You have a fiance! Nana was thinking maybe you were Takumi-nii's boyfriend and that's why you were fighting and that would have been okay! But I'm glad we didn't mess up Takumi-nii's relationship.
01:28:33 2018: Hana TXT Mamoru: we would love to meet everyone! who wants to meet us, I mean. I want to know the people in nii-chan's life. Nii-chan wouldn't like you unless you were good, but we still want to talk to everyone ourselves!
Mamoru TXT Hana Suzuki: ... well, it's never come up ... uhh-- anyway no that's not why we were fighting ^^; but it's all good, we're fine now
Mamoru TXT Hana Suzuki: I don't blame you!! I'm positive everyone will love you guys. Let's see-- well there are a lot of people in his life aside from the group of us, but the other two besides Takumi and Kazuo that you might have seen are Izumi, the one with the long curly pretty strawberry-blond hair -- though he likes to be called Zoi better -- and Neil, the one with the really long brown shampoo-commercial hair. Then there's Kyouko, who joined us more recently-- she lives downstairs-- she has short red hair and her teeth look like fangs-- and Naru, her girlfriend, who also has red hair, and she painted a huge beautiful mural over three and a half of the walls of our living room.
Mamoru TXT Hana Suzuki: my fiancee is Usagi, and she and Takumi have regular romcoms-and-ice-cream nights together
Mamoru TXT Hana Suzuki: he protected her family while some awful stuff was going on and I couldn't be there
01:43:16 2018: Hana TXT Mamoru: WOW! Takumi-nii did that? That's a whole lot of people - and I don't think we've seen them but I'll remember that and - you guys really are heroes.
01:44:25 2018: Hana TXT Mamoru: Not that we didn't believe you! But it was a lot going on but - I'm glad my brother has such good friends, who like him and support him.
Mamoru TXT Hana Suzuki: well *he* sure is ^_^ but i mean when you saw some of my memories of Takumi, there were other people in those memories-- Zoi and Neil and Kazuo
Mamoru TXT Hana Suzuki: oh you have no idea how-- well, you know how amazing he is, haha. but you have no idea.
Mamoru TXT Hana Suzuki: and tbh i have no idea why he doesn't have the whole city eating out of his hand, i mean, he's not just amazing, he's adorable. like he could so be an idol
01:53:29 2018: Hana TXT Mamoru: oh!!! the one with the pretty girl! and the - oh i remember him too!
Mamoru TXT Hana Suzuki: which pretty girl? wait who was the one with-- what? XD
01:54:19 2018: Hana TXT Mamoru: Mamoru-san. This is utmost importance. If nii-chan becomes an idol pleaaaaaaase help us get tickets!!
Mamoru TXT Hana Suzuki: are you kidding, if he becomes an idol i will get you VIP season passes, or whatever it is you do with idols, idk
01:56:33 2018: Hana TXT Mamoru: oh the one with the brown hair! in the ponytail. There were a lot of pretty girls in your memories, but she was really really pretty! and um, Zoi, he's very pretty@!
01:56:55 2018: Hana TXT Mamoru: mamoru-san. do you not like any idols? 0.0
Mamoru TXT Hana Suzuki: Oh! That's Mako-chan, yes! She's my imouto XD I mean-- adoptive-- basically. But yes. And she's an amazing cook and baker, I hope she goes to culinary school.
Mamoru TXT Hana Suzuki: ... I live with four beautiful boys and my gorgeous fiancee has a hit squad of gorgeous girls, and everyone has an amazing array of talents, I *really* don't need idols in my life, lmao
02:03:09 2018: Hana TXT Mamoru: ...I think you're actually the star of a harem anime, Mamoru-san. I'll give you a pass on idols this one time! But next time we meet up I'm going to show you my fan club cards!
Mamoru TXT Hana Suzuki: i doubt i'm the star, i mean i'm pretty sure i'm in my fiancee's harem. but: fair warning, if you show me your fan club cards, i will establish my street cred by showing you my sailor moon fan club card
02:11:34 2018: Hana TXT Mamoru: Oh!! I've always wanted one of those but you have to be thirteen to join without an adults permission. Deal!
Mamoru TXT Hana Suzuki: you do? i guess i lost track when marketing people took it over. i can get you guys cards though
02:15:48 2018: Hana TXT Mamoru: Sailor Moon is a cool vigilante super hero!! So I guess you have to be more grown up to be in her fan club because blahblah impressionable youth blahblah no liability.
Mamoru TXT Hana Suzuki: that sounds like a lot of nonsense I mean there was no age cap on the Sailor V fanclub :P
Mamoru TXT Hana Suzuki: i mean SHE STARTED when she was 13?? so whatever
Mamoru TXT Hana Suzuki: but sailor moon is cooler anyway :P
02:19:59 2018: Hana TXT Mamoru: Sailor V has shoulder pads that look like they could hurt somebody
Mamoru TXT Hana Suzuki: *they could*
02:20:39 2018: Hana TXT Mamoru: and! Sailor Moon has really cool hair, but also I like her costume - have you MET Sailor V?
02:20:58 2018: Hana TXT Mamoru: OH MY GOSH HAVE YOU MET SAILOR MOON? CAN I HAVE HER AUTOGRAPH
Mamoru TXT Hana Suzuki: yeah. and omg yes sure
02:21:36 2018: Hana TXT Mamoru: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mamoru TXT Hana Suzuki: she's pretty busy lately but i'm sure she'd be happy to meet you guys, too
02:21:58 2018: Hana TXT Mamoru: mamorusan my heart is gonna give out
Mamoru TXT Hana Suzuki: DO NOT DIE
Mamoru TXT Hana Suzuki: it would be VERY DIFFICULT to resurrect you
02:22:54 2018: Hana TXT Mamoru: ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygosh - mamoru-san do i want to ask why you said it like that
Mamoru TXT Hana Suzuki: if you're asking if i've ever resurrected someone
02:23:42 2018: Hana TXT Mamoru: i'm deciding that maybe i dont, i'm gonna live in this happy moment for a little longer okay? but i put a pin in this topic to come back to
Mamoru TXT Hana Suzuki: i can't really give you a straight answer. BUT SAILOR MOON HAS
02:24:00 2018: Hana TXT Mamoru: WAIT NEVER MIND I WANT ALL THE DETAILS
02:24:25 2018: Hana TXT Mamoru: SAILOR MOON IS REAL MAGIC?
Mamoru TXT Hana Suzuki: lmfao you probably don't actually. but if you give me a while i can come up with a version that has all the *good* details and none of the bad ones
Mamoru TXT Hana Suzuki: yes sailor moon is definitely real magic.
02:26:28 2018: Hana TXT Mamoru: even better! oh my gosh this is so cool ! - uh oh
Mamoru TXT Hana Suzuki: not just vigilante mugger-punching (though she's done that too i mean) --ahh i guess that's a ttyl!
02:27:25 2018: Hana TXT Mamoru: my mom wants to know who i'm texting so much!! i gotta go !!! bye!! dont forget to share your fan card!!!!
Mamoru TXT Hana Suzuki: *thumbs up emoji*
