Revision as of 20:50, 12 August 2018

Tentative cheat-sheets to write up:

• Current plot snapshot
• Shitennou reference
• Golden Kingdom/SilMil reference
• Dark Kingdom reference (for historical purposes)
• Reference page for super-long-term slow-burn conspiracy plot

Current borrowed powers: 11/19/17: Some stray electricity, nothin' else after that scene

Flattering commentary!:

During a scene in which Ayana attempted to eat a proto-youma and has gone kaiju:

<OOC> Ayana Moriko says, "I'd just like you all to appreciate how imminently creepy it is that Kunzite is here to keep an eye on Sayaka Miki ... just in case he needs to kill her."
<OOC> Ayana Moriko says, "Seriously, I am not the monster here."

Later in the same scene:

<OOC> Ayana Moriko says, "... wait"
<OOC> Ayana Moriko says, "Kunzite did you just imply you want to feed Nephrite to my Youma? XD"
<OOC> Kunzite whistles innocently

Looking ahead to the orphanage business:

You paged Makoto Kino with '... I am going to get so punched in the face when Makoto finally catches up with me'
From afar, Makoto Kino (Makoto) piku?
Long distance to Makoto Kino: Kunihiro Saito is going to unwittingly desecrate Sailor Jupiter's cookies. THERE CAN BE NO FORGIVENESS
From afar, Makoto Kino (Makoto) cracks up. Yeah that's gonna be ugly.
Makoto Kino (Makoto) pages: Too bad it's too early in the storyline for Supreme Thunder Dragon. n_n

Upon Kunzite deciding that the most useful thing he can do regarding Ayana is to stalk her to her girlfriend's home and confront the girlfriend in secret about Ayana's quasi-suicidal urges:

<OOC> Ayana says, "oh dear god"
<OOC> Ayana knew telling you about her was a bad idea!!
<OOC> Ayana says, "you're going to be the creepiest damned 'hero' after Beru is dead"

During the fight against the witch that'd been holding Nephrite in its labyrinth for months:

<OOC> Seishi Tamashige wistfully regrets not having yet had occasion to electrocute you.
<OOC> Seishi Tamashige says, "...that came out wrong."
<OOC> Nephrite says, "Wrong, or absolutely right?"

Chatter in the wrapup of the Naru-rescue scene:

<OOC> Nephrite says, "You guys have me trained to fear that something is going to explode at any moment, is all."

Post-redemption-arc, still disturbing:

<OOC> Makoto Kino says, "I am reminded to say that Kunzite murdering a youma on the stovetop is my new favorite payoff of an unintentional Chekhov's gun *ever*"
<OOC> Kunzite says, "... thank you for the cooking lessons Mako >.>"
<OOC> Makoto Kino says, "Mako simultaneously so proud and yet also kind of horrified"

<OOC> Naru Osaka says, "Yeah. Kunzite keeps her sane. (everyone pause to worry just a smidge about Kunzite being someone's emotional sanity)"

<OOC> Kunzite says, "... Tadase and Kunzite are not snuggling, Madoka. XD"
<OOC> Kunzite says, "I don't think even /Ami's/ gone there. XD"
<OOC> Madoka Kaname says, "Maybe not now, but in five more cups of 'coffee'?"
<OOC> Madoka Kaname kidding XD
SAVE: SAILOR V, Defender of Justice! - IN STORES NOW!
<OOC> Madoka Kaname says, "...."
<OOC> Mamoru Chiba says, "venus is watching you, mado"
<OOC> Mamoru Chiba says, "ceiling venus is watching you ship"

Pokemon Go is now out in Japan:

Kunzite continuing to ICly be on Team Not-Playing-This-Game XD
Kunzite says, "... largely because /one/ person has to be capable of noticing if someone is about to distractedly walk into traffic"
Guest can just PICTURE Kunzite looking at a phone like '...you want me to WHAT'.
Fiore says, "so you're the one on usagi duty, kunz?"
Makoto Kino XD
Kunzite says, "I do not need to collect small cute fighting cartoons"
Kunzite says, "I already collect small cute fighting people"
Guest says, "Sure you d-- fdsjhgjkd"
Nephrite says, "also large cute fighting people"

Helpfully keeping allies informed:

<PHONE> You text Ami Mizuno: PK Orange down. Crystal broken. Kamen took her to clinic. Yellow seems to be taking point.
<Sailor Moon> Creepy Good Kunzite is pretty sure that Mercury's Virtue phone at this point has Kunzite's name set to "Terrible News"
<Sailor Moon> Tadase Hotori says, "lol."
<Sailor Moon> Kingslayer Zoisite CACKLES
<Sailor Moon> Creeper-bait Ami Mizuno says, "Why yes"
<Sailor Moon> Creeper-bait Ami Mizuno says, "yes it does"

Upon learning Kunzite's formal title:

<OOC> Naru Osaka says, "Dude.. Kunzite is totally affectionate! ;) (In.. er.. the right circumstances. With the right people. Under the right configuration of stars.)"

Just as a general rule:

<OOC> Naru Osaka says, "Kunzite, being reassuring since.. right. Never."

Commentary from the fight vs Royal Archwitch Mirai:

<Public> Quiet Karkadan: Dream Defender Ariel says, "If I cast Foresight on Kunzite..."
<Public> Quiet Karkadan: Dream Defender Ariel says, "Does that make him Forezite?"
<Public> Sunny Owl: Rashmi Terios says, "You foretold him so."
<Public> Kunzite covers eyes
<Public> Cute Witch Kazeko says, "No, Ariel"
<Public> Gaofele Doiru XD
<Public> Cute Witch Kazeko says, "It just gives him Kunsight"
<Public> Sunny Owl: Rashmi Terios says, "KAZEKO NO. XD"
<Public> Quiet Karkadan: Dream Defender Ariel says, "that's even worse"
<Public> Gaofele Doiru XDD
<Public> Death by Zebra Zoisite snrf
<Public> Quiet Karkadan: Dream Defender Ariel says, "i love you guys"
<Public> Lesbian Cat: Life Mahou Joy falls over giggling
<Public> Sunny Owl: Rashmi Terios says, "UNICORN OF OMENS, GIVE ME KUNSIGHT BEYOND SIGHT."

Things that have made Kunzite swear on-screen:

1. Mooncats.

2. Danburite.

3. Jadeite and Nephrite in a half-drunk prank-idea feedback loop.

4. Nephrite's house trying to eat him.

5. Discovering that not only is Takashi Agera Riventon, but he somehow found out about Nephrite's injury, which only three people in the world outside of Endymion and the Shitennou should have known about.

6. Suspecting that Sayaka might be <SPOILER>

7. The Seiyou Royal Garden coming under attack.

8. Sailor Mercury getting stabbed in the gut by a spider-Witch.

9. The caracal helpfully offering to eat Alexis.

Things that have made Kunzite swear on-screen at them:

1. Nephrite. There is no number two. :D 2. After more than a year of Nephrite being the sole record-holder, Seth managed it!

This is Usagi's fault.

Specifically:

"Jadeite volunteered for it, even with that...even though he was technically under the influence of that...well. No crude words, Usagi." She sighs. "We took a chance on him, and it paid off. Even if we lost him in the end." A quick, sharp glance! No one must ever knoooow. "I don't think any of them are happy there. Or even...neutral. I'm pretty sure when their minds are their own, they're...miserable. Endymion is, I know that. Zoisite's just angry all the time. Kunzite's..." She sighs. Kunzite was basically an entire Shakespearean sonnet on just how not okay he was with being there.

I never sought a place within his court.

His queenly mother took me in her hands.

Her spies warned her: "kinslayer" their report -

She saw a weapon loyal to her lands.

I tried to learn. I sought to be a blade

Of virtue such as only princes wield.

By that desire we were both betrayed:

A sword cares not who bears it to the field.

Now at the traitor's side she holds me bound

By poison in my breath and in my veins,

By blood of brothers on the battleground,

By heart of stone and soul in that heart's chains.

A broken blade is melted down, not healed.

How dare she make my prince to be my shield?