Rivers in Egypt (Kunzite, Naru Osaka)
| Rivers in Egypt (Kunzite, Naru Osaka) | |
|---|---|
| Date of Cutscene: | 05 September 2016 |
| Location: | Text messaging |
| Synopsis: | In which Kunzite commiserates with Naru over romance rumors, then notifies her of the events of the Drip Drop cutscene and encourages her not to actually die. Also, Jedi. |
| Cast of Characters: | Kunzite, Naru Osaka |
<PHONE> You text Naru Osaka: Rumor claims congratulations are in order.
<PHONE> You text Naru Osaka: Kurosawa-san found it her duty to inform me, with all attendant woe, that you were dating some cute German boy. I will not attempt to estimate the number of her incorrect assumptions.
<PHONE> A text from Naru Osaka at Mon Sep 05 08:54:16 2016: I did wonder if she was texting you. He is a cute German boy, but just friends.
<PHONE> You text Naru Osaka: My renewed commiseration on the imaginary-match front.
<PHONE> A text from Naru Osaka at Mon Sep 05 08:57:49 2016: My imaginary love life is apparently very busy.
<PHONE> You text Naru Osaka: Could be worse. Back in the day, people used to assume that mine would be awarded to the most disturbing bidder.
<PHONE> A text from Naru Osaka at Mon Sep 05 09:01:46 2016: Here's hoping I can at least fetch a goat or two in the bidding.
<PHONE> A text from Naru Osaka at Mon Sep 05 09:03:44 2016: If you haven't been over yet, the waterfall is mostly done in the reno apartment.
<PHONE> You text Naru Osaka: May you never receive unsolicited love letters from strangers that constitute grounds for their arrest and conviction.
<PHONE> You text Naru Osaka: I saw that. It's lovely.
<PHONE> You text Naru Osaka: However, you may wish to consider not drawing or painting anything toxic, corrosive, verminous, or otherwise potentially awkward without supervision for a time.
<PHONE> A text from Naru Osaka at Mon Sep 05 09:08:37 2016: It was.. wait what?
<PHONE> You text Naru Osaka: Do you recall how you successfully managed to generate the color orange without the color cooperating?
<PHONE> A text from Naru Osaka at Mon Sep 05 09:09:40 2016: Yes. That was irritating.
<PHONE> You text Naru Osaka: You also managed to successfully generate water. Which renewed itself. Not quickly; a couple of towels on the floor were enough to keep it contained. But for some time. After a few hours I drained the effect, since it wasn't showing signs of stopping.
<PHONE> A text from Naru Osaka at Mon Sep 05 09:11:12 2016: ... ... Seriously?
<PHONE> You text Naru Osaka: Yes.
<PHONE> A text from Naru Osaka at Mon Sep 05 09:12:07 2016: That's not possible.
<PHONE> You text Naru Osaka: It is generally unwise to make oneself sound too much like Luke Skywalker.
<PHONE> A text from Naru Osaka at Mon Sep 05 09:14:34 2016: You'd make a kick ass Jedi.
<PHONE> You text Naru Osaka: Lies and slander.
<PHONE> A text from Naru Osaka at Mon Sep 05 09:20:52 2016: Pfft. The sith are more interesting, but Endy would be ticked if you weren't light side, so you're stuck being a Jedi.
<PHONE> You text Naru Osaka: I assure you that I am not compatible with either so-called philosophy.
<PHONE> A text from Naru Osaka at Mon Sep 05 09:23:42 2016: I'm just enjoying the mental picture of you and a light sabre.
<PHONE> You text Naru Osaka: Technically I could probably do that, but it's not the most efficient route.
<PHONE> A text from Naru Osaka at Mon Sep 05 09:28:54 2016: It is still a kick ass mental picture. Robes and cryptic wisdom and all.
<PHONE> You text Naru Osaka: I'll stop arguing if you'll agree to call me or Mercury over if you have the sudden whim to draw venomous spiders.
<PHONE> A text from Naru Osaka at Mon Sep 05 09:33:07 2016: I have no urge to draw venomous spiders. If that changes, I'll text you (or Mercury).
<PHONE> You text Naru Osaka: Thank you.
